7/22/2021

If Only...


Me: “I’ll have a Big Mac and a large chocolate shake.”

McDonald’s employee: “Do you want cartridges with that?”

Me: “Umm, yeah. Can you supersize them?”

McDonald’s employee: “Sure. Do you want want .223 or .308Win?”

Me: “.308Win, please.”

McDonald’s employee: “OK, please drive up to the first window...”