A Commencement Speech That Should Have Been Given

The following is what college graduates should have heard during their commencement speeches last June. Too bad so many of them are learning the lesson of what it takes to live in the real world the hard way.


Of course I expect that if someone ever tried to give such a commencement speech too many of the graduating students would either plug their ears and scream “I'm not listening!” over and over again, or they would swoon and faint away.

Poor fragile snowflakes!

The group that really needs to hear this are the high school students looking to attend college next year.