Ivan: So how was your day?That pretty much sums up the President's year. I'm hoping we don't experience the reality of two other Soviet era jokes that appear to be likely to come true.
Ivan: What do you mean, average?
Boris: Worse than yesterday, better than tomorrow. So, average.
Ivan: Welcome to the Soviet Union, the Land of Make Believe!Once funny, these may instead be harbingers of things to come should Obama and his Progressive brethren ever get their way and turn the US into yet another socialist dystopia.
Boris: What do you mean?
Ivan: They pretend to pay us and we pretend to work.
Ivan: Is this this the line for the store that has no shoes?
Boris: No, this is the line for the store that has no bread.