You Know You Live In A Country Run By Idiots If...

When I first read this the only thing I could think of was Jeff Foxworthy's “You might be a Redneck...”

This would be funny if it weren't so true.

A few examples:

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for being in the country illegally.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government intrusion, while some slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid, subsidized housing, and free cell phones.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you "safe".

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
You can write a post like this just by reading the news headlines.

As the saying goes, Read The Whole Thing. But I must warn you that after doing so you won't be inclined to laugh, but to cry because it's all too true.