Be Chill, My Friend

It's time to stop stressing about success. Here's why:

Yacht Delivery In Australia

Received via e-mail:

65' custom-built motor yacht complete with 4 staterooms, a state-of-the-art galley,
GPS System and radar for navigation, twin supercharged diesel engines, etc:

$4,500,000.00
Champagne, chocolate covered strawberries with cream and music dockside for the excited 'soon to be owners' and a small group of friends:

$500.00

Two corporate representatives, crane, and rigging complete with faulty turnbuckle:
$2,500/hour

(Note the guy in the stern!)

Watching your dreamboat nose dive into the harbor, accompanied by two corporate
representatives just prior to 'inking' the final paperwork...

Priceless!!

I Kill You!

I saw this over at Wizbang a few days ago. I couldn't stop watching it, nor could friends of mine at work. It certainly is timely!





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